Returning the Little Drummer Boy for Store Credit

My least favorite Christmas song is "The Little Drummer Boy". Possessed snowmen and mutant reindeer I can stomach, but this one is too ridiculous.

Imagine some brat who didn't buy you squat ruining Christmas morning by banging on a drum. I know what I'd do. I'd grab his sticks and send him to his room until he can learn to behave.

The little drummer boy did this to JESUS. He is so in hell right now.