To All the Friends I've Snubbed Before

I am not very sentimental. In other words, I am a guy. If I move or change jobs, I don't keep in touch with any previous friends. I just get new friends that look and act a lot like the old ones. It's convenient, but I admit to feeling a bit guilty about it.

To help alleviate the feeling that I am a crappy friend, I would like to make a public statement:

If you once were my friend (but I have not called you in 12 years) know that I don't think you are a dick. I am just very lazy. Thank you.