Anniversary Gifts

Seeing Nick struggle to choose an anniversary gift reminds me that being divorced is not all bad. To help him out, I created a new list of gifts based on the year of your anniversary.

1. Oil change
   
2. Fancy cheese
   
3. Radial arm saw
4. Vacuum
5. Steak dinner
6. Nothing
7. High-definition television and Xbox 360
8. Child support

That's as far as I got. After 8 years, you are on your own.