There was some beer in the breakroom refrigerator this morning. It was Budweiser. If my beer forensics is up-to-snuff, it was probably a left over from a business function. If it had been Busch Light, it would have meant some interns partied in the cubes over the weekend. If it were Pabst Blue Ribbon, we'd need to check the local assisted-living homes for the perpetrators.
I discovered a site where people post their writings and get paid (if their posts are popular.) I signed up for an account just to vote on articles, but I couldn't help writing something. It is a response to a typical Aren't-Teenagers-Difficult-Children rant. I know that some teenagers read this, so please get an account and vote my article up so I can be rich, or, I mean, to show solidarity with your fellow young-adults or something.
I also know that some of the aforementioned teenagers are good writers, so if they posted something I'd return the vote (as long as their submission doesn't suck, of course.)
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