The Adventures of Guy-in-a-Suit! (Part 2)

When we last left our hero, he was delivering much-needed authority like a pin-striped Easter bunny. We meet up with him back in the hospital.

Victim: I am dying of a rare disease. What can the government do for me?

Guy-in-a-Suit!: I can help you, but not without my sidekick.

Pressboy: Oh boy! Do you mean we get to . . .

Everyone: Raise awareness!

Guy-in-a-Suit!: Quick Pressboy, find out what color ribbons haven't been taken. Is olive paisley available? Good. Now we'll need to organize some kind of "-athon".

Thanks to the work of Guy-in-a-Suit! and Pressboy, instead of dying from an obscure disease, our victim died from a very popular disease! Thank you Guy-in-a-Suit! and Pressboy too!