Sunday, April 29, 2007

Does your family have a plan?

The commercials and billboards from Ready.gov have convinced me to prepare for the inevitable attack. I present you with Emergency Preparedness Plan version 1:

  1. Seek shelter as soon as possible. Confront the enemy only as a last resort.
  2. In the unfortunate event of a confrontation, remember you MUST destroy the brain. Damaging any other part of a zombie has no effect.
  3. My weapon of choice is a bokken (Japanese wooden sword). This is useful for defense (keeping the zombies at a distance) or bashing them in the head.

I am stockpiling nonperishable foods. A year's supply of whiskey and beef jerky should be enough.

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