Undead Marketing
Many feel that zombies are the greatest danger mankind has ever faced. I think those people are negative Nellies. When life hands me zombies, I make zombie-related merchandise.
One money-making idea is advertising space. You could not find a cheaper and more patient sandwich board man among the living. By placing your logo on the torso of a shambling corpse, you are guaranteed it will be viewed at eye level and wander to wherever the living congregate. A small up-front investment can mean years of exposure to people whose attention will be focused directly on your message!
Products that might be suited to this target market:
"Under zombie attack? Why not try Lil' Clubber baseball bats!"
"After a long night battling the undead, you deserve a Z-Brew. The only beer specially crafted for the the post-zombie apocalyptic world."
(If you have ideas for advertisements, please add them in the comments.)
2 comments:
How about an add for caskets? "Don't let this happen to your loved ones! By a quality casket from Ed's Casket Emporium, and keep 'em in the ground!"
Food for the homeless dude.
"Tired of rotten corpses littering you suburbsn dwelling? Donate your re-dead to "Help the Homeless". On the back it would say
" Each corpses feeds a hobo for a week."
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