The Worst Holiday

I never seem to be more than a month away from a useless holiday. The weakest Hallmark Holiday might be Sweetest Day, because it's a sequel. It should be renamed "Valentines II". There is a chance I will observe it due to feminine coercion, so I am giving the "Crappiest Holiday Award" to Boss's Day.

If one day, through some sick cosmic practical joke, I become a boss, I will still refuse to celebrate. If anyone dares to decorate my office or get me a gift, they will get an official reprimand and be put on notice. I'll have signs posted that say "You wanna celebrate Boss's Day? Then get back to work."

I suppose I would celebrate Boss's day in my own special way.