Wednesday, September 19, 2007

A Salute to Ranch Dressing

Ranch is only mayonnaise seasoned with onion power, but this fatty sauce is more responsible for Americans voluntarily eating raw vegetables than government-sponsored pyramids and motherly guilt combined. Now if we only could stop people dipping fried cheese sticks into it.

3 comments:

Nairelev said...

And pizza!!

Ranch+Pizza= puke-o-rama, not good food.!!!!!!!

Chris said...

Rhonda does that. It makes me cringe.

Unknown said...

As do many of the things I do.